Joke - Three mens valuables

Three men are in a car which is about to crash. They all decided to throw out one valuable item.

The first person throws out a rock. The second throws out a pen. The third throws out a grenade.

Their car crashes and they survive the crash. Then, they all start walking back to get their valuable items.

The first man sees a little girl crying and asks her, "little girl, why are you crying? "The little girl replies, "someone threw a rock at me!"

The second guy sees a little boy crying and asks him, "Little boy, why are you crying? "The little boy replies, "someone threw a pen at me and poked me in the eye!"

The third guy sees a fat kid laughing really hard and so he asks him, "Hey kid, why are you laughing so hard?" The fat kid replies, "I farted and my house blew up."

joke from funnyville web site

New homes

this is zeva my kitten
and this is katie mums kitten.

We've recently found new homes for three of the kittens. which is good and they seem like really nice people. there children were so excited to get there new kittens and i know they will be loved in there new homes. we are keeping two of them, two black & white ones. here are the ones we are keeping, and the names we chose for them. xx

Kitten update

And here they are again, getting up to mischief.

Kitten update

The kittens have grown so much, and are more cute now than ever before. my fav kitten is the one above this one, he's the one that gets up to the most mischief.

My finished room

well i've finally finished my new look room, and i think it looks great. i bought new lamps/ornaments/bedding & curtains/a canvas picture and 2 wall picture frames to frame the pattern pics that i drew. finally everything matches up well, and looks fab. i just love how my room looks now.

20 Things about me

1. I like doing all sorts of crafts.

2. I'm a chocoholic.

3. I hate dishonest people.

4. I love helicopters.

5. I enjoy reading other people's blogs.

6. I like all animals.

7. I hate nasty & violent people.

8 . I like to draw and paint sometimes

9. I hate animal cruelty.

10. I like swimming.

11. I like going to new places.

12. I like children & babies.

13. My fav place is the beach.

14. I hope to have children someday.

15. I hate pasta.

16. I like people who are kind.

17. I love my pets.

18. I hate drunks & drug addicts.

19. My fav food is roast dinners.

20. I love shopping.

A Cornish poem

Here is another Cornish poem i like, i thought id share this with you today :)

Trelawny

A good sword and a trusty hand

A merry heart and true,

King james's men shall understand

What Cornish lads can do!

And have they fixed the where and

when?

And shall Trelawny die?

Here's twenty thousand Cornish men

shall know the reason why!.

by Robert Stephen Hawker